A Pundit Said… – When A Op-Ed Columnist Says…
A sigh for liberal Hollywood – When Hollywood does something embarassing, silly or unsuccessfully Matt Drudge is there.
ALERT! ALERT! – Alerts are rare treats. Every so often Matt will post an animated siren at the top of the Drudge Report to notify visitors of truly breaking news.
America - The core of America is at stake, according to Matt.
America’s Moral Decay – Remember the 1950s? Posts in this category serve to remind everyone just how decadent and immoral America has become and examples of our continuing decline towards absolute depravity.
Anti-news News – Matt Drudge is a born competitor and when his competition does something that can be portrayed negatively, the Drudge Report is sure to pick up on it.
Bush Legacy – GW Bush and company, in thier last throws, are trying to make a name for themselves in history
Clash of Civilizations - Us vs. Them, etc…
Clinton Legacy – It should come as no surprise that the country is still suffering from after effects of the Clinton tyranny. Adding to the problem is the fact that Slick Willy’s evil minions continue wreak havoc on America through their twisted, liberal machinations.
Cold War 2.0 – American-Russian relations are getting shakier by the day and Russian politics are taking on a somewhat Soviet appearance as of late. Is the Cold War back? Stay tuned to the Drudge Report to find out.
Conservatives ‘08 - Election ‘08 on the Republican Side
Discursive positioning – Sometimes the headlines of the Drudge Report are positioned a little too conveniently.
Do Nothing Nan! – The Democrats are in power now, watch as Drudge charts their non-progress.
Drudge Flash - The Drudge headlines that just link back to the main page (Developing….etc.)
Drudge Linkages – When, by putting two unrelated articles together, Matt Drudge makes a new story
Drudge: I am God – Matt is a busy man, but he’s never too busy to pat him and his beloved Drudge Report on the back.
Eco-Fascists!!! – Charting the unreasonable suggestions of environmentalists.
Extreme Drudge! - When Matt goes over the edge.
Fear China – China’s rise should be keeping you awake at night.
Fear Democrats – As long as the Democrats have a shred of power your children and their souls are in grave danger.
Fear Fear Itself - When the main jist is that we should just be scared.
Fear Iran – Charting all the wonderful reasons to bomb Iran.
Fear the Impossible – Iran will nuke America tomorrow, etc.
Fend For Yourself – Reminding us of just how rugged an individualistic we Americans are and often have to be to get by in this crazy mixed world.
Freak – Freaks.
Future Drudge – Come, gaze into Matt’s crystal ball of sensationalism.
Global Warming? – Global warming, climate change, it’s all a load of crap…or is it? The jury is definitely still out on the Drudge Report.
Government fails us – The Drudge Report’s quasi-Libertarian grievances and fears shine through in this category.
Government Response - When the government responds to major events
Great Depression 2.0? – Is America’s economy heading for a major recession? What about the global economy? Stay tuned to the Drudge Report to find out.
Gilded Age – The days of wasteful displays of wealth and excessive opulence among America’s upper-class are back.
Hillary! – Keeping tabs on the anti-Christ.
Impossibilities – Fear mongering at the next level
Intensify the Culture Wars – Choose a side and get angry as the left and the right do battle over unessential, distracting values issues.
Is America Getting Gayer? – This is one of the most important questions faced by our generation. This category will be there to make sure we have all the information we need to make an informed, hateful decision.
Liberals ‘08 – Election ’08’s Democratic Contenders
Liberals are silly – Liberals, liberals, liberals. When will they give up their silly ideas on human rights, protecting the environment, progressive taxation and diplomacy.
Man Made Disasters - Bridge Collapses, Pollution, etc.
Media Media Media - About the media.
Medical Alert! – At least you’ve got your health…or do you?
Natural Disaster – Ah natural disasters, the grand daddy of modern journalistic sensationalism.
non-news – If Bill O’Reilly has taught us anything it’s that unimportant, isolated incidents can really help prop up one’s straw man arguments.
Oh Asia! - When Asian Customs and/or Politics are the subject of the headline.
Oh Europe – Europe is a secular-progressive nightmare. This category keeps track of Drudge headlines that illustrate all those wacky things those Europeans get themselves into.
Oh Latin America! – When Latin American Customs and/or Politics are the subject of the headline.
Over Simplification – It isn’t always so simple.
Poor Israel - Israel as the victim.
Poor Palestine - Palestine as the victim.
Reagan - When HIS name is conjured.
Sensationalist sound bites – When the actual substance and policies surrounding an issue take up to much time and space, you can always rely on attention grabbing, sometimes often out of context excerpts to help you form an ill-informed opinion.
Technology’s Folly – When Technology fails us or makes life slower or worse.
TERRORISTS!!! – The file alarm went off! Was it the terrorists? Osama bin Laden said something! What is he planning? The new neighbors wear turbans! Are they members of Al-Qaeda? A half ass terrorist plot was disrupted! Take that terrorists! If Drudge smells terrorists, he’ll let you know.
The folly of urban America – Everyone knows that America’s cities are liberal bastions of depravity and downright silliness. This category will remind you of just how depraved and silly these urban areas are.
Undercover Racism? – Reading between the lines of headline
Unstoppable Immigrants – Rome fell as barbarians flooded into the empire. Does America face imminent collapse or worse in the face of the endless hispanic hordes who are bent on un-whitening America? This category will let you know when immigrants misbehave, when foolish toleration triumphs and whenever America gets a little less white.
We’re losing in Iraq? – Car bombs exploding, Iran meddling, death squads roaming the streets. Surely the headlines contained in this section suggest that our self-less fight for a free and democratic Iraq aren’t going so well…or do they?
We’re winning in Iraq? – Schools opening, oil flowing, insurgents killed. Surely the headlines contained in this section show that freedom is on the march and the Iraqi army is beginning to stand up…or do they?
